[Intro: Spoken Male Vocal - Leon]

Infinite Loop salutes
a brief, measurable contribution.

[Intro: Mock-Award Guitar Fanfare]

[Verse 1: Male Lead - Ben]

The board posed under "LESSONS LEARNED."
No one said which warnings burned.
My plastic plaque said "Ben Kellar"—
Wrong date, wrong name, proud corporate error.

[Chorus: Male Lead with Gang Vocals]

Employee of the MIN-it!
Stand up fast—your MIN-it's in it!
Save the day, then start your shift;
Corporate thanks: a weekend gift.

[Verse 2: Male Lead - Ben]

MAH-rah won "Temporary Leed."
PREE-yah got a pen for speed.
The rested chief praised our defence;
Legal banned "executive negligence."

[Pre-Chorus: Male Lead - Ben]

They praise the hands that stopped the spread,
Then spare the well-groomed guilty head.

[Chorus: Male Lead with Gang Vocals]

Employee of the MIN-it!
Stand up fast—your MIN-it's in it!
Save the day, then start your shift;
Corporate thanks: a weekend gift.

[Instrumental: Hold Melody with Missing Fourth Beat]

[Verse 3: Male Lead - Ben]

The red queue fell, then leapt anew:
Black screen, weak Wi-Fi, ticket two.
The yellow stress ball faced the frame;
Its split grin mocked the staged acclaim.

[Bridge: Trio]

[Male Vocal - Ben]
Did all that work amount to pay?

[Female Vocal - Mara]
Payroll cleared. The staff got paid.

[Female Vocal - Priya]
The hostile route is dead and shut.

[All Vocals]
We save the work, not boardroom trust.

[Verse 4: Male Lead - Ben]

Under GREG-or's desk, one note:
"Titles do not keep lines afloat.
The hands that keep the signal true
Matter more than names above you."

[Final Chorus: Trio with Gang Vocals]

Employee of the MIN-it!
Stand up fast—your MIN-it's in it!
Save the day, then start your shift;
Corporate thanks: a weekend gift.

[Outro: Male Lead and Caller Duet]

[Male Vocal - Ben]
Helpdesk. Ben speaking.

[Female Caller Vocal]
Hi. It worked yesterday.

[Stop]